the only thing worse...

Why is everything the worst?

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The only thing worse than someone taking pictures of fireworks is someone taking videos of fireworks.

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The only thing worse than running to the train is running to the train and missing it.

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The only thing worse than being pregnant is looking like you’re pregnant when you’re not.

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The only thing worse than someone sneezing ten times in a row is someone saying ‘God Bless You’ ten times in a row.

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The only thing worse than sitting with someone sucking on ice is sitting with someone chewing on ice.

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The only thing worse than being hungover at the doctor’s is throwing up from being hungover at the doctor’s.